(whispering) Sit on me, be caressed by me. I am your chair. Be chaired by me.

Sick of that soulless, corporate consumer chair in your bedroom or office? Dress it like you would your friend: in custom-tailored shirting from Rome, impearled by moonstones charged with healing energies. Tired of looking at the chair’s outfit? Wear it yourself and buy it a second one. From day to night, from laundry day to evening gala, the Chairwomen are suited for your every need. Fashion or art? HULFE insists on being both. Conservative application: improve your chairs. Progressive application: improve your relationship with objects. Why should your chairs remain naked while you get dressed for dinner?

Instructions for use: Drape over chair. Observe transformation of ordinary furniture into sculptural statement. Remove. Wear to gallery opening, morning mimosas, or lunch with your ex. Return to chair. Repeat as desired.

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